Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 31, 2011
October 30, 2011
November 01, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: #*@! it! My stupid mug has #*@! lipstick stains on it. Goat: You know, Rat, there are a lot of expressions that allow you to express your rage without having to resort to profanity. Rat: Heavens to Betsy! Goat: Never mind. Rat: Not quite as #*@! satisfying.
Here is one I get quoted on occasionally…Back story my wife had some middle school girls over from her class and I was building a fire for them. I ended up getting hurt and yelled, “Butt cheek freaking peanut” instead of cursing, it was pretty satisfying and it got a good laugh later on.