Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2011
November 07, 2011
November 09, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing now? Rat: Deciding where to put the first 'banjo fatality' conference. I'm thinking it needs to be the site of the first known banjo fatality. Goat: What fatality was that? Rat: Billy Lee Joe Bob. He was making moonshine when he tripped over his hound and impaled himself on his banjo. But we don't know exactly where it happened. Goat: What's your best guess? Rat: The French Riviera. Goat: No. Rat: Well, better check to be sure. Rat, the government's 'banjo fatality' statistician.
Rat should go to Key West instead. Margaritas on the beach, the best Key Lime pie in the world, and everyone speaks english.