Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2011
November 08, 2011
November 10, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing? Rat: Trying to figure out how banjos can be used as part of our national defense. Goat: What are you talking about? Rat: Once your department's budget is tied to a weapons system, it's practically sacrosanct. Goat: How in the world can banjos be used as a weapon?! Rat: You ever heard one? Goat: I give up. Rat: If y'all don't wanna hear my banjy, come on outta yer caves, Talibanjy!
Just might work Rat. Or you could try bagpipes…