Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2011
November 11, 2011
November 13, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Whatcha reading, Goat? Goat: A book on the Punic Wars. Pig: Oh, that sure is a nice war. Goat: Why is it nice? Pig: Because if there has to be a war, you want it to be tiny. Goat: Punic, Pig. Not puny. Pig: Panic? Okay. AUGGHHH.
Modern civilization would be so much different if Hannibal had captured Rome. Who knows what language we’d be speaking now? My guess is whatever Attila the Hun spoke.