Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2011
December 13, 2011
December 15, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Before today's performance of 'Pearls,' we'd appreciate it if all of you readers would please turn off your cell phones so as to not interfere with other readers' viewing enjoyment. Thank you... Hey, Rat, where were you last night? Rat: A monkey in pants stole my - Noise: Riiiing riiiiiing riiiing It's the guy in Cleveland again! Pig: Usher, please remove the Cleveland man. Usher: Him again?!
Never mind about the guy in Cleveland, I’m more curious about that monkey in pants………..