Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: What are you watching, Goat? Goat: 'It's a Wonderful Life.' It's a classic Christmas movie. Pig: Is that the one where they say, 'Every time a bell rings, a pig gets beaten.'? Goat: That's not the saying. Rat: Please don't ruin the fun. Pig: Why is that a classic?
fox news says that movie is socialist drivel. that the movie shows bankers in a bad light. and, bankers are our friends who don’t foreclose sub-prime homes.
alternative ending is that uncle willie remembers where he put the money. they all head to potter’s bank, and confront potter. he lies, and stands up. he was lying about being a cripple. and, everybody beat the crap out of him for being a liar and douche.