Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2012
January 06, 2012
January 08, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: What's the matter, Pig? Pig: My stupid computer. If I don't use an anti-virus program, I get some Russian-made virus on my computer that steals my credit card number. But if I do use an anti-virus program, it slows my computer down to a crawl, and interrupts everything I do with stupid messages. Goat: Yeah, but what can you do? Pig: I e-mailed my credit card number to the Russians. It's a big time-saver.
Anyway this reminds me of the Ukrainian virus that was spreading like wildfire some years back….
It came in an e-mail that said
“Dear Comrade.
This new virus from Ukraine.
We have here no experience with computer. Please to help us with honor system.
Please to delete all files on hard drive, then forward virus to everyone on mailing list.
Big thank you for cooperation."