Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2012

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Rat: All I do is worry. Goat: About what? Rat: Things that have happened. Things that haven't happened. Things that might happen. Goat: What good does that do? Rat: Because if I don't worry, life's bad stuff will sneak up on me. Worrying is my way of saying '@*#$% you, life...you won't surprise me.' Goat: But you believe life is bad anyway. So why worry? Rat: Maybe you're right. Goat: Yeah. So close your eyes and relax. Rat: Relax. *CRACK* Goat: I've been waiting ten years to do that. Pig: Never stop worrying.