Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 11, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Hey there, Goat. Did you enjoy our barbecue yesterday. Goat: Sure did. Thanks for inviting me. Rat: You're welcome. And here's my bill. Goat: Bill? You expect me to pay for a party you invited me to? Rat: No. And that's why I've brought a lawyer. Lawyer: Prepare to lose everything. Goat: I give up.
“How to win friends and influence people” by Rat. Be sure to look for it in your local bookstore.