Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 13, 2012

Transcript:

Pig: Hey, Jeff the Cyclist. How are things? Cyclist: Intense. I have to put in long hours training for my next race. My wife and kids don't seem to understand. Pig: I didn't know you had a wife and kids. What are their names? Cyclist: ... Pig: You should spend more time with your family, Jeff. Cyclist: Wait... I think one of them is a 'Betty.'