Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2012
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February 19, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Okay, if we can't starve out your stupid couch duck, we can at least close his bank accounts. That way he won't have any cash for new weapons. Guard Duck: There's seventy thousand dollars in loosee change down here. Rat: We really shoulda been checking under the cushions.
I hate Guard duck now. I thought I was lucky when my multi-tool slipped under the cushions and was found 2 days later. That guy finds 70K and 30 years of food by couch diving?
BTW: How the heck can he spend it???