Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 21, 2012
February 20, 2012
February 22, 2012
Transcript:
Zebra: Hey, son, how was your day? Little Zebra: Good. I know you wanted me to ease up on the video games, so I went outside and played with my blow-dart gun instead. Zebra: Blow-dart gun? Is that safe? Little Zebra: Sure... I don't aim it at anybody. I just try to shoot it over the hedge. Zebra: The hedge behind the house? Little Zebra: Yeah, why? Croc: Pull teeng out of butt, Melvin! Croc: Me no comfortable doing dat, Bob.
I thought this joke involved a rattlesnake?