Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2012
February 29, 2012
March 02, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat... I'd like you to meet my pals, Timmy and Tina Turtle. Timmy died ten years ago, but Tina still carried her dead husband's shell on her back. Goat: Aww. How sad. Turtle: Best ten years of marriage we've ever had. Goat: Never mind. Turtle: So, Timmy... where do you want to go for dinner? Oh, yeah... you don't have a say.
That’s funny, I thought Turtles lived in the sea. It looks more like a Tortoise to me ‘cos it doesn’t have the bigger webbed feet of a Turtle.