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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 21, 2012
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Transcript:
Pig: Rat! Rat! Stephan's been freed! The East Coasters have given up! Rat: Really? What happened? Pig: Stephan used his skills to make them surrender. Rat: Skills? What skills? Pastis: And then the guy says, 'dunk rye for me, Arch and Tina!' It's a pun! Get it? Dog: AUGGHHHHH! Beetle Bailey: Stop! Stop! We give up! The cartoonists' war
âThis termite walks into a bar⊠and says âHey! Whereâs the bartender?ââ (Just flexingâŠ.)
OkâŠ..âSticks float⊠They wood!âBwah ha ha!!