Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2012
March 24, 2012
March 26, 2012
Transcript:
Chef: Can I help you? Man: Yeah...what do I want...hmmmmm... Maybe a cheeseburger?...No, no...just plain...no, no...cheese. Chef: For here or to go? Man: For here or to go...hmmmm... Rat: Dude...you had that entire line to decide all this and you wait 'til NOW to decide?! Man: Out of my face, pal. Rat: Make his to go.
I’ll bet that this guy is related to the woman that stands in the grocery store checkout line and watches her groceries rung up, is told the total by the cashier, and then starts rummaging through her suitcase sized purse looking for her wallet, checkbook, pen, etc.