Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 28, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, pig? Pig: Playing ping pong with Rat. Goat: But he's just smashing the ball into your face. Pig: Yeah. Rat says the 'ping' is when you hit it with the paddle, but the 'pong' is when you smash someone's face. Otherwise, he says it'd be called 'ping ping.' Goat: That is not how you play- Pig: May I one day be a pinger? Rat: A ponger be a pinger? Now I have to paddle you for asking.
Rat’s next game: Kng Kong playning Ping Pong with his Ding Dong