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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 16, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Is that the 'Wall Street Journal'? Goat: Whoa whoa whoa... Yesterday, you had Guard Duck torch my 'New York Times' with a flame thrower because it didn't have comics is that why you're asking? Rat: No. NO. No. Just because a newspaper doesn't have a comics section is no reason to burn it with a flame thrower. Goat: Great. Thanks. Guard Duck: FIRE IN THE HOLE!! Goat: Hand grenades are not an improvement. Rat: Then read a paper with comics, traitor. Guard Duck: Be loyal to the art form, sir.
People still read newspapers? Maybe download them, but actual newspapers?