Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2012
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Transcript:
*ba boom kish boom ding boom* Woman: Yap yap yap yap yap yap. Rat: Why do people insist on having annoying ringtones? Goat: I don't know. But what can you do about it? Rat: You could out-annoy them, say, with a ringtone of a belching man scraping his nails across a chalkboard while riding a souped-up harley with his crying baby. *UUUUURRRRP EEEEEEEEE VARRROOOOM WAHHHH.* Rat: Pardon me. I have a call.
needs more cowbell, man.