Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2012
June 16, 2012
June 18, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat. I'd like you to meet my friend, Hannah Hippo. Rat: Hey. Hannah: Well, hello...I'd love to chat more, but I simply MUST be leaving. Rat: Didn't she say she was leaving. Pig: Oh, that's just Hannah's way. She's the hippo who says goodbye, but never leaves. Rat: I hate that...when you say goodbye, get out. Don't linger. Leave. Your chat privileges are revoked. Hannah: I have ears, you know...I don't need to stay here and be insulted. Rat: Fine. Hannah: Fine. Rat: Do we need to rent a crane? Hannah: Oh. I heard that. And I am so out of here. Man: More coffee? Hannah: Sure.
careful rat, hippos kill more people every year than sharks lions and bears combined.