Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2012
June 29, 2012
July 01, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Goat... Want to help me write my epitaph? Rat and I are trying to plan ahead by pre-purchasing our gravesites and writing own own epitaphs. Goat: Well, that's good... One less thing for your family to worry about. Pig: Yeah, but writing your own epitaph is hard. So far I've tried 'Loyal Friend' and 'Good Son,' but I dunno... I mean, how do you sum up your life in just a few words? Kicked Major Fanny
Here lies our PigOur team’s FiretruckFor which our RatDidn’t give a ….Need a rhyming word, help please.BTW I failed HS poetry, and this is my first attempt in 41 years. I guess it shows.