Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2012
August 04, 2012
August 06, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: You enjoying the coast, Pigita? Pigita: Not really. Pig: I thought you liked it here. Pigita: I do. And I like staring out at the boats. I think it's just the sand in my toes I don't like. Pig: Oh. Pigita: I'm sorry. I'm just not a beachy kind of girl. Pig: Would you rather walk around the port? Pigita: Oh. I love ports. Pig: So you're more of a portly kind of girl. Pig: Maybe we should avoid the coast entirely.
If I were you Pig, I’d keep your dates inland. It’s harder to pound someone through solid ground.