Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 19, 2012
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Transcript:
Rat: Why are bald, skinny guys with glasses and neatly trimmed beards always so awkward and lonely? Goat: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's what's called a blatant over-generalization. And when you make a statement like that, it makes you look uninformed. Rat: Really? Goat: Really. Rat: Why are homely goats always so argumentative?
Of all facial hair choices, that is the most vile. Unless you’re Amish.