Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 29, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: I can't believe Rat is running for president. Pig: He's just not happy with the current candidates. For one thing, each of them wears a single flag pin in their lapel. Goat: So? Rat: So I have 137. Goat: Maybe I'll write in myself for president. Rat: Don't do it. You have no flag pins.
Rat runs on the Halloween Party ticket.