Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2012
December 14, 2012
December 16, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Why did you decide to run away, Andy?... You've always seemed so happy. Andy: It's my dad. We've never been super close, and now's he's old and hospitalized, and I wanted to take one last chance at improving things before he's gone. Pig: Awww. He must have been so touched. What did he say? Andy's dad: Is it me, or are you nurses getting uglier and uglier.
Just turn and leave, Andy….and trip on the cord on the way out! Oops! He came unplugged!