Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2012

Transcript:

Rat: Regarding the 'Pearls' movie we're making, the Rat has some demands... Demand number one: before each day's shoot, ye shall kiss my feet and call me 'golden one.' Pastis: We are not making a movie. Rat: Demand number two: Yes shall cease having an ugly face. Rat: I see you're struggling with that one.