Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2013
March 06, 2013
March 08, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Armando Armadillo. How goes it? Armando: Great... I got married last weekend. Pig: Well, congratulations! Who's the lucky lady? Armando: Lupe. But she got run over by a minivan. So she wasn't that lucky.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo it could be done.Q: What do Louisianians call an armadillo?A: Possum on the half-shell.