Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 17, 2013

Transcript:

Goat: Hey, Rat...how goes it? Rat: I have met the love of my life. Goat: Wow. Tell me about it. Rat: She's the most beautiful person I've ever met. And not just on the outside but on the inside as well. Goat: Holy smokes. I've got to sit down to hear this. Rat: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. That's her seat. Goat: Oh, I'm sorry. Did she go to the restroom? Rat: No. She's on the seat right now. Goat: Perhaps I'll sit far, far away from here. Rat: Whoa. Wait. She just died. Pig: I will dedicate the football season to her!!