Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 28, 2013
March 27, 2013
March 29, 2013
Transcript:
Guard duck: Okay, boys, refs are in short supply, but I was able to line one up for our first game. I"m assured he'll be knowledgeable and fair. Rat: Fair is relative. Pig: May I please forfeit now? Rat: Excessive fatness.
OK, having Rat as the ref makes for the obvious jokes, but wouldn’t Zebra make more economic sense (you wouldn’t have to buy him a uniform, after all)?
OTOH, if they were to play the crocs, Zebra’s life expectancy would be about the same as one of them old Mutant League Football refs (i.e. the first call he makes against the crocs…)