Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 16, 2013
Transcript:
Guard Duck: Okay, boys, I've lined up a game against an opponent that I think is beatable. Pig: Why are they beatable? Lemming: Because at halftime we have to jump off a cliff. Pig: That should help. Lemming: It's why you don't see a lot of lemmings in the NBA.
Is one of them named Meadowlark Lemming?