Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2013
Transcript:
Zebra: Alright, listen... if you and I are gonna be stranded on this island with no means of communication, no shelter, and no food, we might as well work together in the spirit of a team. Croc: You lost me at "no food." Zebra: You're really hurting team spirit. Zebra's Bad Vacation
No no no, you stupid croc — it’s fork in left hand, knife in right hand. What are you, some kind of animal?