Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: What are you writing, Rat? Rat: A study of the amount of time I've lost in my life due to people who don't accelerate at green lights because they're too busy doing something on their smartphone. Goat: How much time? Rat: Seven million years. Goat: That seems high. Rat: There were a lot of people
During rush hour there are forty billion people using the same off-ramp.