Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2013
May 06, 2013
May 08, 2013
Transcript:
Bartender: Listen, I'm happy to give you some food and save you from starving and dying a gruesome death. All I ask is that you go on "Yelp" right now and give this resort a little bit better review. Zebra: Of course! I'd love to! But my iPhone has no charge! Can you just wait 'til I get back to civilization and charge my phone? Bartender: It's sad you're being so unreasonable.
It’s sad. So sad. It’s a sad, sad situation. And it’s getting more and more absurd.:(Name that song!)