Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2013
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Transcript:
Bartender: Well, Mr. Whiny, I suppose you'll be happy to hear that during the resort's "Spirituality and Reincarnation" retreat our social activities director was eaten by a shark. Zebra: Larry the Croc is dead?! Bartender: Well, sort of. Larry: Stoopid reencarnashun.
When I get reincarnated I want to come back as a girl’s bicycle seat.