Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2013
Transcript:
Guard Duck: Bad news, guys. Our team has been suspended from competition. Pig: What for? Guard Duck: One of our players was caught trying to fix games with the help of a known gambler. Pig: Who on our team would do that? Cat: Meow. Baby: Hope you can change diapies.
Now the lemmings don’t have a reason to commit suicide.