Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 05, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat... whatcha reading? Goat: This article on the federal government messing around with all of the surreptitious programs... Oh, I'm sorry, Pig... do you know what surreptitious means? Pig: It's syrup that's delicious. Goat: Maybe I'll just keep reading. Pig: Are they messing with my syrup?
They can have my syrup when they pry it out of my cold, dead hands…