Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 15, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: Why do people go on spiritual searches? Goat: To find a satisfying religion, something reliable that will always be there for them in the darkest moments of their lives. Beer cannot be a religion. Rat: Please don't blaspheme in the presence of my church's relics.
Rat always likes to keep his Buds nearby.