Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2013

Transcript:

Rat: Hey there, Pig... check it out... through the miracle of comics, I've been hanging out with George "I cannot tell a lie" Washington... we've been hitting the bars. Pig: How's it going? Woman: Nice to meet you, George. George Washington: You have very large rear. Rat: Not that well. George Washington: Maybe I should't say anything at all. Pig: Do not throw martinis on the father of our country!