Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 05, 2013
October 04, 2013
October 06, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: I've started going to church for answers to life's big questions. Goat: Like what? Rat: Like if I die and go to Heaven and find a bunch of people I don't like, can I punch them? Goat: Let's stop talking now. Rat: Funny... my bible study group said the same thing.
Rat raises an interesting question, which I’d also like to know the answer to. If I have to hang around pushy Christians for the rest of my life, it isn’t really Heaven, is it?