Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2013
Transcript:
Zebra: I got a job designing first-person shooter video games. Goat: You mean like "Halo?" Zebra: Yeah, but instead of shooting your enemy, you push this button here and Jimmy Carter comes to mediate. Goat: Oh, wow. I wonder how that'll be received. Croc: Who guy wid beeg teeth?
If the machine has very little memory, use Reagan.