Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2013
December 04, 2013
December 06, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Are you a glass-half-empty or glass-half-full kind of guy? Rat: The glass is half full. Goat: Oh, good. Rat; But then the moment you turn your back, someone will steal the whole !@*!@* glass. Goat: You might be a little cynical. Rat: Thirsty little thieves.
I say if the glass is being filled, It is half full, and if it is being emptied, it is half empty.