Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2013
Goat: Are you a glass-half-empty or glass-half-full kind of guy? Rat: The glass is half full. Goat: Oh, good. Rat; But then the moment you turn your back, someone will steal the whole !@*!@* glass. Goat: You might be a little cynical. Rat: Thirsty little thieves.