Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 21, 2013
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December 22, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: Is it true that witness protection programs totally remove people from their surroundings and make them live with all new families and friends. Goat: Yeah, why? Rat: I'm thinking about volunteering. Goat: I don't think that's how it works. Rat: @#*@#* Know a mobster I can testify against?
If WPP was volunteer, I think I’d be submitting an application, too. Does whistle-blowing against the government qualify?