Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2014
January 28, 2014
January 30, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: What the @#*@# is this? Our water bill has tripled. Pig: I have no idea. I'm not using any more than usual. Pastis: You just can't beat a forty-minute shower. Rat: Let's kill him in his sleep. Pig: We need to talk, Steph. Pastis: Is it about the lawn I planted in the back? Don't worry, I'll water it every day.
It had to be a shower. It would’ve been easier and cheaper if he just drew a bath.