Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2014
Larry: Can me help you? Man: Good morning. I'm from the Internal Revenue Service, and I'm afraid we've spotted some irregularities on your tax return. Larry: Whuh eeruggerlaritees? Man: Well, for example, on Line 8, where it asks for your income, someone's written "Me make lots monees." Larry: So? Man: So on the next line, it says, "%@#@* you, guvmint. You no geet any." Larry: My accountant a leetle aggressive.