Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2014

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Pig: Thanks for coming over for dinner, Goat. Sorry about the dust on the dining room table. We don't use it very often. Goat: Oh, no problem. Thanks for inviting me over. Rat: Did you know that ninety percent of all dust in your house is actually dead skin cells. Pig: How 'bout we eat standing up? Goat: Must you ruin everything?!