Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2014

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Rat: Yo, Fred. I'm here for the party. Fred: You didn't R.S.V.P. Rat: Who cares? Fred: Well, that's how we know how many guests to expect. Rat: What does that matter? Fred: Because that's how we know how much food to prepare. Rat: There's food behind you. I"ll eat that. Fred: But that means that someone who comes later won't get any food. Rat: Oh. Because you'll have too many guests? Fred: Exactly. Man: Hey, Fred. I'm here for the party. Stuck... In.... Rose bushes. Rat: Quick, lock the door before he gets my fruit salad.