Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2014
July 25, 2014
July 27, 2014
Transcript:
Rat's Mother: Hi, Rat. It's your mother. I'm calling to tell you that Aunt Millie died. Her memorial's on Tuesday. Her funeral's on Wednesday. And instead of sending flowers, the family would like people to make donations to Saint Anthony's, her church on main street. You're quiet do you need a moment? Rat: Yes. To figure out who Aunt Millie is. I'm not as close to my family as I should be.
I’m surprised he didn’t ask when the reading of the will would be (his typical response).