Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 23, 2014

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Goat: I heard you're submitting an application to become a saint. What could that possibly be based on? Rat: I let a woman with one item go ahead of me in the grocery store line. Goat: Wait a minute. I was there that day. You said you did it because she was hot and you were hoping that she'd talk to you. Rat: Have some money from the church basket. Goat: Saints don't bribe.