Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2014
Rat: We need to have an honest, intellectual exchange about a traumatic aspect of our childhood that none of us ever talks about. Goat: Sure. That's often the first step to healing what is it? Rat: The sharpener on the crayon box never worked. Pig: It made things worse!! Goat: What an intellectual exchange. Rat: It left the @#@$ things stumpy!!