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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2014
Rat's Presidential Platform If elected President of the United Sates, I, Rat, will buy 7,000,000,000 drones. That is the number of people an eye on one person. Monitoring everything that person does. And listening in on every phone call. And if that person does something displeasing, the drone will address the situation. Rat: P.S. I will control all the drones. Goat: I don't think I'll vote for you. Rat: Your drone will be very aggressive. Pig: I'm eating breakfast, drone!
Someone already voted for that kind of president…..