Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2014
December 27, 2014
December 29, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: I have to stay at a motel this week while my room gets painted. Goat: A motel? Come stay at my house. Rat: Really? Goat: Of course, follow me... Goat:...So this is the thermostat, but try not to use the heat, I'm trying to save energy. Goat: And this is your room. It has a t.v. But if it's too loud, I can hear it in my room. Goat: And the bathroom's in there but try to take quick showers. I like to save water. Goat: And here's the kitchen. But don't throw anything out, 'cause everything has it's own recycling bin. Goat: So that's it, buddy. Make yourself at home. Rat:Zzzzzzz
and here I thought, Rat, was going to disobey Goat’s rules, and everything the exact opposite of what he said